21:32 I am the Turkey King! #

12:14 On this day: USSR was formed, Edwin Hubble announced the existence of other galaxies, and the first feast of @Max_Occupancy was held. #

22:48 Dear James Cameron: Learn Subtlety. Not subtitles, Not submarines. You got those down. #

23:03 Watched entire season of Firefly because Mom's a fan of @NathanFillion #

13:43 Had crazy dream involving @jimmyfallon & @questlove. Was in the Roots and was subletting apt. /w Jimmy. Band rehersal was crazy. #

22:50 Merry Christmas you wonderful old building and loan! #

22:53 He-haw and Merry Christmas! #

00:03 Ever think Ebenezer hated xmas because he lost his friend and partner on that day? #

10:27 Apparently a bokeh dog-baby would be the most interesting thing on Flickr. #

17:41 I fear I have consumed the bird of madness. Ai! Ai! Turkey, Fhtagn! #

17:07 It went zip when it moved and bop when it stopped and whirrrrr when it stood still. That's a cat. That's the marvelous toy. #

22:07 Want to join the Project Pterosaur Expedition Team? They have an opening for a Intelligent Design Theoretician. tiny.cc/mvj7w #

22:40 Sad that the Viking mythos has been co-opted by the racist and the ignorant. #

22:43 When 'they' conquer 'us', it is proof of their evil ways and corruption. When 'we' conquer 'them' it is proof of our superiority=Doublethink #

23:10 I blew past my 1000th tweet without making a comment. Now I gotta wait until 10,000. (Thanks @Max_Occupancy) #

13:56 District 9, 9, and Nine all came out this year. Quick someone build a "who's on first" style joke out of that. #

14:40 Slashboing post: Light over Darkness: AGAIN we celebrate the victory of Light over Darkness, of the God of day over... bit.ly/82k0hX #

22:09 Time to bust out the mistletoe beltbuckle. #

12:28 Somewhere there must be a pet store called "Sam's Peck and Paw". Right? #

12:35 I have more depictions of C3PO on my Xmas tree than I do of the baby Jesus. How's that for impersonating a deity. @ADaniels3PO #

17:09 TV Shows Have Exactly Three Christmas Plots. Here They Are: www.slate.com/id/2238829/pagenum/all/ (via @taerin) #

14:03 Xmas movies variations. "Someone saves Christmas" and "Annoying family gathers for holidays" #

18:53 I'm missing a drum stick for my rockband kit. How do you lose a drum stick? #

20:26 I'm not unemployed. I'm just NSFW. (Via @JHVanOphem ) #

22:14 Don't touch mirror! Man need for driving! www.sadanduseless.com/2009/10/tips-for-single-ladies-1938/ (via @MollyPorkshanks) #

22:37 Disney Gave Me Unrealistic Expectations About Hair www.sadanduseless.com/image.php?n=3 #

22:41 Venn diagram of my happiness. bit.ly/5p093G #

22:48 I lost. Thanks a lot @ZachsMind. #

10:45 Sheldon/Penny as Edward/Bella bit.ly/4YMl63 #bigbangtheory #twilight #